What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 19.06.2025 05:33
Loons and Moons
Thumbs down again.
So, the docs changed it to read
How do you know if your husband loves you truly and deeply?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Still no good
Minds and Behinds
Can you tell me a depressing story?
Nuts and Butts
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Meet the "prince of dragons" that started the tyrannosaur dynasty - Earth.com
Everyone loved it.
Just Forget it!
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
What was your embarrassing moment in front of your father-in-law as an Indian daughter-in-law?
Then came..
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
What is your craziest college sex story?
No way
No go.
Unacceptable again!
Why am I always so tired and I don't eat enough?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Next, they tried...
They put up a sign reading
Does a person with schizophrenia hear voices?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No, not a chance
Hysterias & Posteriors
What happens when you get sick in a country with universal healthcare? What's the process like?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
share office space ...
Catatonics & High Colonics
What is your biggest mistake or regret?
Still no good.
Another attempt resulted in ...
So they tried